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Funny jokes in urdu for friends

Funny jokes in urdu for friends

husband aur wife may larai hogae

husband ghusay say:

tum jaisi mujy hazaroo mil jay ge

wife hansty huway:

abii be muj jaisi he chahye

Funny jokes in urdu for friends

teacher: qatil kaisy kehty hy?

sradar:

mujy nahe pata

teacher:

misal k thir per tum nay apny baap ko qatal kr diye ab tum kya huway?

sardar:

yateem....

Funny jokes in urdu for friends

larkay waly:

kya larki kuch karti b hay?

larki ke maa:

ha jee mashallah 8 rupay may 1200 sms kar lyti hy...

Funny jokes in urdu for friends

Bro l'm having a movie

tonight.I've invited 17

people. do you wanna

Come?

Ok but why so many

people ?

Because the Dvd said

"Only for 18+ viewers"

Dude🤔

Funny jokes in urdu for friends

Aadhi raat ko shor sun kar shoher ke aankh kul gae baher nikal kar mohaly walo say pocha k itna shor ku hy?

unho nay kaha:

khaberdaar mohaly k pani may zehir agya hy...

yeh sun ker shoher wapas ghar agya

biwi ny pocha:

sunayee bahir kya huwa...??

shoher:

kuch nahe huwa sab khair hy

tum pani piyo aur soo jawo...! !

Funny jokes in urdu for friends

poray ghar ko rooz sheshay ke tra chmkay koi nahe ay ga......

jes din ghar may gand para huwa ho....safaai nahe hywi ho...os din koi na koi mehman zarur ay ga..

Funny jokes in urdu for friends

shoher:

aaj khana ku nahe bnaya

biwi:

gir gae ti aur laag gae ti....

shoher:

kider giri...aur kaha laage....??

biwi:

bestar per gir gae ti aur aankh laag gae ti.....

Funny jokes in urdu for friends

pagal:

doctor sahab mery jesaam k ek hisay per aaj tak pasena nahe aya

doctor:

konsay hisay per

pagal:

dantoo per ....

funny jokes for friends in urdu

larka:

ro ku rahi ho

larki:

mery marks buhat kam ay hy

larka:

kitny marks aya hy...???

larki:

85%

larka:

khuda ka khoof karo..!!

itny may to 2 larkay pass ho jay..

funny jokes for friends in urdu

Air hostess:

sir ap khany may kya layn gy

musafir:

beryani, chicken tandoori, raita,

salad, 2 naan mitay may kheer aur 2 badaam

air hostess:

sir aap jehaz may hy apny baap k walimy may nahe....

funny jokes for friends in urdu

Biwi nay shoher say pocha:

ager may

4, 5 din nazar na awo to pir ap ko kaisa lagy ga...??

shoher nay khushi say kaha:

bohat acha lagy ga

 pir peer ko b biwi nazar na ai, mangal ko b, budh ko b,.....

lekin jab jumarat ko aankh sojan kam huwi to tori tori nazar any lagee.....

funny jokes for friends in urdu

shoher buwi ko English sikha rha ta

biwi dopehir may:

dinner ly lo jee....

shoher:

 jahil yeh dinner nahe lunch hy....

biwi:

jahil hogy tum

yeh raat ka bacha huwa khana hy.....

funny jokes for friends in urdu

Angraiz:

what us your name

phatan:

friday flower

angraiZ:

what...???

phatan:

yar jumma gul......

funny jokes for friends in urdu

Saas aaj meri beti itni khamosh ku bhaiti hy____??

Damad:

kuch nahe light gae huwi ti es nay lipstick mangi____may nay elfi dy de shayad esliye naraz bhaiti hy.....

funny jokes for friends in urdu

Maa:

Tum apny bal ku nahe katwaty...??

papoo:

maa yeh fashion hy.....

Maa:

kaisa fashion kambakht_____!!

log tumhari behen ka rishta dykny aaty hay aur tumy pasand kar chaly jaty hay.......

funny jokes for friends in urdu

Ek student nay engineering ka form bharty huway chokedar say pocha! !

yeh University kaisi hy...??

chokedar:

han buhat achi hy may nay b yaha say engineering ke ti.......

funny jokes for friends in urdu

china:

bacha ek he acha hy

Europe:

bachy 2 he achy hy

india:

bachy 4 he achy hy

Pakistan:

hay jazba junoon to himat na haar.....

funny jokes for friends in urdu

Doctor k band clinic k bahir lambi katar lage huwi ti....

ek sardar bar bar line may ghista....

log os ko pakar kar pichy dhakil daity..

lagy rhi bhai.....

may v clinic nahe kholna.....! !

funny jokes for friends in urdu

Pakistani 3 cheezay buhat shoq say khaty hy...

1 beryani....

2 qasmay.....

3 ammi ke chapal.......